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	Callistostarianism
Scripture	Callisto Dialogues
Founder	Callisto
Origin	April 20, 2013
Ministers	Callistostarian scribes

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Callistostarianism is a philosophy and way of life based on the teachings of Callisto. The keepers of his teachings are known as Callistostarians. The teacher Callisto has been observed and recognized across the world on various online platforms.

Callisto, the namesake of these teachings, visits TeamSpeak servers such as Sapphire's TeamSpeak and enlightens his audiences. He is usually found speaking with his majestic, angelic music in the background that may achieve different "ranges", meaning he can alternate voice pitch and background music.

Teachings of Callisto

The following are canonical records of the teachings of Callisto.

2013 Teachings

The 2013 Teachings can be found within the Callisto Dialogues.

Callisto is Callisto
Callisto is made of Callisto

2014 Teachings

In 2014, Callisto visited Sapphire's TeamSpeak once more in order to expand upon his teachings.

Biographical facts

Callisto can go to different "ranges" meaning He can change voice pitch and background music.
Callisto is Caucasian. His height is somewhere between 5'11 and 6'0. He was born in Washington state, lives in Kentucky and [was, at the time,] a senior in high school. He is also heterosexual. His name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione.
Callisto has encountered THC and does every Callistover.
Callisto can bench 120+ and 90-100 on incline; he enjoys weightlifting.
Callisto has this very page bookmarked.
Callisto (material) is stronger than steel.

Philosophical ideas

"Life has no answer. You have to find your own."
Callisto is highly aware of the faulty school system, especially in Kentucky. He states that mostly only farming occurs there.
"Implying implications."
"I don't really like Ventrilo or Mumble."
"Humility is not to be confused with truth."

Known Clergy

Bryan - Scribe, Priestly Representative on behalf of Sapphire
The Messenger - Mediator

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-'''Callistostarianism''' is a philosophy and way of life based on the teachings of [[Callisto]]. The keepers of his teachings are known as Callistostarian scribes. Callisto is also observed by other students of his teachings.
+'''Callistostarianism''' is a philosophy and way of life based on the teachings of [[Callisto]]. The keepers of his teachings are known as Callistostarians. The teacher Callisto has been observed and recognized across the world on various online platforms.
-Callisto, the namesake of these teachings, visits TeamSpeak servers such as '''[[Sapphire's TeamSpeak3]]''' and enlightens his audiences. He is usually found speaking with his majestic, angelic music in the background that may achieve different "ranges", meaning he can alternate voice pitch and background music.
+Callisto, the namesake of these teachings, visits TeamSpeak servers such as '''[[Sapphire's TeamSpeak]]''' and enlightens his audiences. He is usually found speaking with his majestic, angelic music in the background that may achieve different "ranges", meaning he can alternate voice pitch and background music.
 == Teachings of Callisto ==
+The following are canonical records of the teachings of Callisto.
 === 2013 Teachings ===
+The 2013 Teachings can be found within the [[Callisto Dialogues]].
 *Callisto is Callisto
 *Callisto is made of Callisto
 === 2014 Teachings ===
-Biographical facts:
+In 2014, Callisto visited Sapphire's TeamSpeak once more in order to expand upon his teachings.
+==== Biographical facts ====
 *Callisto can go to different "ranges" meaning He can change voice pitch and background music.
-*Callisto is an average Caucasian male. His height is somewhere between 5'11 and 6'0. He was born in Washington state, lives in Kentucky and is a senior in high school. He is also heterosexual. His name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione.
+*Callisto is Caucasian. His height is somewhere between 5'11 and 6'0. He was born in Washington state, lives in Kentucky and [was, at the time,] a senior in high school. He is also heterosexual. His name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione.
 *Callisto has encountered THC and does every [[Callistover]].
 *Callisto can bench 120+ and 90-100 on incline; he enjoys weightlifting.
 *Callisto has this very page bookmarked.
 *Callisto (material) is stronger than steel.
-Philosophical ideas:
+==== Philosophical ideas ====
 *"Life has no answer. You have to find your own."
-*Callisto is highly aware of the faulty school system, especially in Kentucky. He claims that mostly only farming occurs there.
+*Callisto is highly aware of the faulty school system, especially in Kentucky. He states that mostly only farming occurs there.
 *"Implying implications."
 *"I don't really like Ventrilo or Mumble."
 *"Humility is not to be confused with truth."
-== Callisto Dialogues (2013) ==
+== Known Clergy ==
+*'''[[Bryan]]''' - ''Scribe'', ''Priestly Representative'' on behalf of [[Sapphire]]
-''See [[Callisto Dialogues]] for full transcription.''
+*'''The Messenger''' - ''Mediator''
-=== People's Republic of Callisto ===
-Following the events of the Callisto Dialogues, the [[Archdiocese of Sapphire]] took on the political name of '''the People's Republic of Callisto''' in honor of the Reverend Saint.