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| name = Callisto <!-- include middle initial, if not specified in birth_name --> | | name = Callisto <!-- include middle initial, if not specified in birth_name --> | ||
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| occupation = Savior of the Internet | | occupation = Savior of the Internet | ||
| known_for = Author of '''''[[I'm not Callisto]]''''', <br /> | | known_for = Author of '''''[[I'm not Callisto]]''''', <br /> | ||
Revolutionizer of '''''[[Sapphire's TeamSpeak3|the People's Republic of Callisto]]''''',<br /> | |||
'''''[[Callistostarianism]]''''' | '''''[[Callistostarianism]]''''' | ||
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''' | '''Saint Callisto''' is a philosopher, sage, and the original teacher of [[Callistostarianism]]. Callisto is also the author of the epic poem '''''[[I'm not Callisto]]'''''. Callisto is revered as a deity in [[Sapphire mythology]]. | ||
According to His words, Callisto: | According to His words, Callisto: | ||
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*Callisto is stronger than steel | *Callisto is stronger than steel | ||
*has balls of Callisto | *has balls of Callisto | ||
*has a 6 inch | *has a 6 inch | ||
*is an average Caucasian man | *is an average Caucasian man | ||
*name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione | *name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione | ||
Latest revision as of 19:30, 7 July 2021
Saint Callisto | |
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| Born | Callisto |
| Other names | Calypso |
| Occupation | Savior of the Internet |
| Known for | Author of I'm not Callisto, Revolutionizer of the People's Republic of Callisto, |
| Height | 6 ft 0 in (1.83 m) |
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 | TRIGGER WARNING!!1 This article may contain surreal, unserious, and/or potentially offensive material. Read at your own risk. |
| “ | Life has no answer. You have to find your own. | ” |
Saint Callisto is a philosopher, sage, and the original teacher of Callistostarianism. Callisto is also the author of the epic poem I'm not Callisto. Callisto is revered as a deity in Sapphire mythology.
According to His words, Callisto:
- is Callisto
- is made of Callisto
- Callisto is stronger than steel
- has balls of Callisto
- has a 6 inch
- is an average Caucasian man
- name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione