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'''Callistostarianism''' is a collection of doctrines which were taught by [[Callisto]] himself. Lord Callisto randomly joined [[Sapphire]]'s TeamSpeak one day and began to answer questions which later became the doctrine of Callistostarianism. This was the dialogue:
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''Italics represent Callisto's words.''
'''Callistostarianism''', also known as '''Callistocism''', is a philosophy and way of life based on the teachings of [[Callisto]], who has been observed across the world on various online platforms, having been [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq-QIik6Ezo rejected] by some.  
*''I'm Callisto.''
 
*'''The group laughs.'''
Callisto visited TeamSpeak servers such as '''[[Sapphire's TeamSpeak]]''' to spread his knowledge. He is usually found speaking with his majestic, angelic music in the background that may achieve different "ranges", meaning he can alternate voice pitch and background music.
*''I'm Callisto.''
 
*'''Callisto attempts to talk but is not heard.'''
== Teachings of Callisto ==
*[[Bryan]]: Guys, I think Callisto is trying to say something.
The following are canonical records of the teachings of Callisto.
*''No I wasn't, don't mind me!.''
 
*'''Group laughs.'''
=== [[Callistover]] 2013 ===
*Unknown: I don't understand, who is that?
The Teachings of 2013 can be found within the [[Callisto Dialogues]].
*''I'm Callisto.''
 
*'''Group laughs.'''
*Callisto is Callisto
*[[Brandon]]: I still don't understand.
*Callisto is made of Callisto
*''What is it?''
 
*[[Mike]]: Callisto is Callisto.
=== Callistover 2014 ===
*''I'm Callisto.''
In 2014, Callisto visited Sapphire's TeamSpeak once more in order to expand upon his Teachings.
*'''Group laughs.'''
 
*[[Funky]]: That sounds like it's from an anime!
==== Biographical facts ====
*''You sound like you're from an anime.''
*Callisto can go to different "ranges" meaning He can change voice pitch and background music.
*''[[Cydax]] wants me to tell you how fabulous he is.''
*Callisto is Caucasian. His height is somewhere between 5'11 and 6'0. He was born in Washington state, lives in Kentucky and [was, at the time,] a senior in high school. He is also heterosexual. His name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione.
*'''Group laughs.'''
*Callisto has encountered THC and does every [[Callistover]].
*to Cydax: ''why should I lie?''
*Callisto can bench 120+ and 90-100 on incline; he enjoys weightlifting.
*Callisto has this very page bookmarked.
*Callisto (material) is stronger than steel.
 
==== Philosophical ideas ====
*"Life has no answer. You have to find your own."
*Callisto is highly aware of the faulty school system, especially in Kentucky. He states that mostly only farming occurs there.
*"Implying implications."
*"I don't really like Ventrilo or Mumble."
*"Humility is not to be confused with truth."
 
== Known followers ==
*'''[[Bryan]]''' - ''scribe'', ''apostle'' to the people of [[Sapphire]]
*'''The Messenger''' - ''mediator''

Latest revision as of 15:31, 12 June 2025

Callistostarianism
Scripture Callisto Dialogues
Founder Callisto
Ministers Callistostarian scribes

Callistostarianism, also known as Callistocism, is a philosophy and way of life based on the teachings of Callisto, who has been observed across the world on various online platforms, having been rejected by some.

Callisto visited TeamSpeak servers such as Sapphire's TeamSpeak to spread his knowledge. He is usually found speaking with his majestic, angelic music in the background that may achieve different "ranges", meaning he can alternate voice pitch and background music.

Teachings of Callisto

The following are canonical records of the teachings of Callisto.

Callistover 2013

The Teachings of 2013 can be found within the Callisto Dialogues.

  • Callisto is Callisto
  • Callisto is made of Callisto

Callistover 2014

In 2014, Callisto visited Sapphire's TeamSpeak once more in order to expand upon his Teachings.

Biographical facts

  • Callisto can go to different "ranges" meaning He can change voice pitch and background music.
  • Callisto is Caucasian. His height is somewhere between 5'11 and 6'0. He was born in Washington state, lives in Kentucky and [was, at the time,] a senior in high school. He is also heterosexual. His name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione.
  • Callisto has encountered THC and does every Callistover.
  • Callisto can bench 120+ and 90-100 on incline; he enjoys weightlifting.
  • Callisto has this very page bookmarked.
  • Callisto (material) is stronger than steel.

Philosophical ideas

  • "Life has no answer. You have to find your own."
  • Callisto is highly aware of the faulty school system, especially in Kentucky. He states that mostly only farming occurs there.
  • "Implying implications."
  • "I don't really like Ventrilo or Mumble."
  • "Humility is not to be confused with truth."

Known followers

  • Bryan - scribe, apostle to the people of Sapphire
  • The Messenger - mediator