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| name = Callisto <!-- include middle initial, if not specified in birth_name --> | | name = Callisto <!-- include middle initial, if not specified in birth_name --> | ||
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| other_names = Calypso | | other_names = Calypso | ||
| occupation = Savior of the Internet | | occupation = Savior of the Internet | ||
| known_for = Author of '''''[[I'm not Callisto]]''''' | | known_for = *Author of '''''[[I'm not Callisto]]''''' | ||
Revolutionizer of | *Revolutionizer of '''[[Sapphire's TeamSpeak3|the People's Republic of Callisto]]''' | ||
*Teacher of '''[[Callistostarianism]]''' | |||
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''' | '''Callisto''' is a philosopher, sage, the original teacher of [[Callistostarianism]], and a revered figure in [[Sapphire mythology]]. Callisto is also the author of the epic poem '''''[[I'm not Callisto]]'''''. His appearance in the [[Sapphire's TeamSpeak|TeamSpeak]] is known as the [[Callistover]]. He is known to have appeared in [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq-QIik6Ezo other servers] too. | ||
According to His words, Callisto: | According to His words, Callisto: | ||
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*Callisto is stronger than steel | *Callisto is stronger than steel | ||
*has balls of Callisto | *has balls of Callisto | ||
*has a 6 inch | *has a 6 inch | ||
*is an average Caucasian man | *is an average Caucasian man | ||
*name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione | *name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione | ||
Latest revision as of 15:31, 12 June 2025
Saint Callisto | |
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| Born | Callisto |
| Other names | Calypso |
| Occupation | Savior of the Internet |
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| Height | 6 ft 0 in (1.83 m) |
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 | TRIGGER WARNING!!1 This article may contain surreal, unserious, and/or potentially offensive material. Read at your own risk. |
| “ | Life has no answer. You have to find your own. | ” |
Callisto is a philosopher, sage, the original teacher of Callistostarianism, and a revered figure in Sapphire mythology. Callisto is also the author of the epic poem I'm not Callisto. His appearance in the TeamSpeak is known as the Callistover. He is known to have appeared in other servers too.
According to His words, Callisto:
- is Callisto
- is made of Callisto
- Callisto is stronger than steel
- has balls of Callisto
- has a 6 inch
- is an average Caucasian man
- name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione