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''Plain Italics represent Callisto's words accompanied by a glorious, soothing background music.''
The '''Callisto Dialogues''' was the first [[Callistover]], which was a meeting between [[Callisto]] and the people of [[Sapphire]] that occurred on April 20, 2013 in [[Sapphire's TeamSpeak]].
 
== Transcription ==
 
''Callisto's words are accompanied by a glorious, soothing background music.''


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*''I'm [[Callisto]].''
*Callisto: '''I'm [[Callisto]].'''
*'''The group laughs.'''
*''The group laughs.''
*''I'm Callisto.''
*Callisto: '''I'm Callisto.'''
*'''''Chatter about League of Legends'''''.
*''Group chats about League of Legends''.
*'''Callisto attempts to talk but is not heard.'''
*''Callisto attempts to talk but is not heard.''
*[[Bryan]]: Guys, Callisto is trying to say something.
*[[Bryan]]: Guys, Callisto is trying to say something.
*''No I wasn't, don't mind me!.''
*Callisto: '''No I wasn't, don't mind me!'''
*'''Group laughs.'''
*''Group laughs.''
*Unknown: I don't understand, who is that?
*Unknown: I don't understand, who is that?
*''I'm Callisto.''
*Callisto: '''I'm Callisto.'''
*'''Group laughs.'''
*''Group laughs.''
*'''''Chatter about League of Legends'''''.
*''Mike and Jimmy imitate Callisto.''
*[[Funky]]: I am Callisto (imitating Callisto).
*''Group chats about League of Legends.''
*[[Funky]]: "I am Callisto" (imitating Callisto).
*[[Brandon]]: The fuck is Callisto supposed to-I don't understand.
*[[Brandon]]: The fuck is Callisto supposed to-I don't understand.
*Mike: It's Callisto.
*Mike: It's Callisto.
*Brandon: Who the fuck is Callisto?
*Brandon: Who the fuck is Callisto?
*Weyrt: You don't need to understand.
*Weyrt: You don't need to understand.
*''What is it?''
*Callisto: '''What is it?'''
*Unknown: There's nothing to understand, Callisto is god!
*Unknown: There's nothing to understand, Callisto is god!
*Brandon: If I don't already know, I don't need to know?
*Brandon: If I don't already know, I don't need to know?
*[[Mike]]: Callisto is Callisto.
*[[Mike]]: Callisto is Callisto.
*''I'm Callisto.''
*Callisto: '''I'm Callisto.'''
*'''Group laughs.'''
*''Group laughs.''
*[[Funky]]: That sounds like it's from an anime!
*[[Funky]]: That sounds like it's from an anime!
*''You sound like you're from an anime.''
*Callisto: '''You sound like you're from an anime.'''
*Brandon: Is it like one of those things where if you don't know, you don't need to know?
*Brandon: Is it like one of those things where if you don't know, you don't need to know?
*'''''Chatter about League of Legends'''''.
*''Group chats about League of Legends''.
*Funky: That sounds like some gay anime like where everything is all peaceful.
*Funky: That sounds like some gay anime like where everything is all peaceful.
*Callisto: '''[[Cydax]] wants me to tell you how fabulous he is.'''
*Unknown: Holy fucking shit!
*Unknown: Holy fucking shit!
*''[[Cydax]] wants me to tell you how fabulous he is.''
*''Group laughs.''
*'''Group laughs.'''
*Callisto to Cydax: '''why should I lie?'''
*to Cydax: ''why should I lie?''
*Weyrt: Dude, this has to be one of Cydax's friends.
*Weyrt: Dude, this has to be one of Cydax's friends.
*Jimmy: It's Cydax.
*Jimmy: It's Cydax.
*Brandon: I don't understand.
*Brandon: I don't understand.
*'''''Chatter about Cydax'''''.
*''Group chats about Cydax and League of Legends''.
*'''''Chatter about League of Legends'''''.
*Funky: Callisto only sounds cool because he has background music.
*Funky: Callisto only sounds cool because he has background music.
*'''''Chatter about League of Legends/Cydax/background music'''''.
*''Group chats about League of Legends/Cydax/background music''.
*Funky: Callisto, turn off your background music.
*Funky: Callisto, turn off your background music.
*''No.''
*Callisto: '''No.'''
*'''Group laughs.'''
*''Group laughs.''
*Brandon: The music or something is awesome, I don't know what else...
*Brandon: The music or something is awesome, I don't know what else...
*Weyrt: Callisto would you suck dick for money?
*Weyrt: Callisto would you suck dick for money?
*Funky says something about a gay anime but is not heard.
*''Funky says something about a gay anime but is not heard.''
*[[Jimmy]]: Hi I'm Callisto! (imitating Callisto)
*[[Jimmy]]: "Hi I'm Callisto!" (imitating Callisto)
*[[I'm not Callisto|''I'm not Callisto. You're Callisto. But if you're Callisto, then who's this Callisto right here because I'm Callisto.'']]
*Callisto: '''[[I'm not Callisto|''I'm not Callisto. You're Callisto. But if you're Callisto, then who's this Callisto right here because I'm Callisto.'']]'''
*'''Group laughs.'''
*''Group laughs.''
*Mike: What? Stop.
*Mike: What? Stop.
*Bryan says something random about Reddit AMAs.
*Bryan says something random about Reddit AMAs.
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*Mike: That's not a voice changer; there's no way any voice changer could ever do that.
*Mike: That's not a voice changer; there's no way any voice changer could ever do that.
*Brandon: That has to be a voice changer.
*Brandon: That has to be a voice changer.
*''This isn't a voice changer. I'm just as human as you are.''
*Callisto: '''This isn't a voice changer. I'm just as human as you are.'''
*'''Group laughs.'''
*''Group laughs.''
*Funky: He's scaring me..
*Funky: He's scaring me..
*Brandon: It has to be a voice changer.
*Brandon: It has to be a voice changer.
*Funky: No no no, no it's not. Because people can talk like that in animes and stuff.
*Funky: No no no, no it's not. Because people can talk like that in animes and stuff.
*Brandon: Nah, it's gotta-there's no way-it's too amazing.
*Brandon: Nah, it's gotta-there's no way-it's too amazing.
*Funky says something about anime.
*''Funky says something about anime.''
*''When people are scared, they cling to failure.''
*Callisto: '''When people are scared, they cling to failure.'''
*Bryan: What anime has the like, what anime has a person who is saying that Cydax is fabulous? Like really.
*Bryan: What anime has the like, what anime has a person who is saying that Cydax is fabulous? Like really.
*Brandon: The voice is too amazing for me.
*Brandon: The voice is too amazing for me.
*''None, that's for sure''.
*Callisto to Bryan: '''None, that's for sure.'''
*'''''Chatter about League of Legends'''''.
*''Group chats about League of Legends.''
*Weyrt: Callisto is talking.
*Weyrt: Callisto is talking.
*''Maybe I think you're using a voice changer.''
*Callisto: '''Maybe I think you're using a voice changer.'''
*'''''Chatter about League of Legends'''''.
*''Chatter about League of Legends''.
*Cydax types to Callisto: Callisto, I don't think that's your real name.
*Cydax types to Callisto: Callisto, I don't think that's your real name.
*''No, I'm pretty sure my name is Callisto.''
*Callisto: '''No, I'm pretty sure my name is Callisto.'''
*'''''Chatter about League of Legends'''''.
*''Chatter about League of Legends''.
*''I'm Callisto.''
*Callisto: '''I'm Callisto.'''
*Group laughs.
*''Group laughs.''
*[[Weyrt]]: Callisto, do you suck Cydax's dick for money?
*[[Weyrt]]: Callisto, do you suck Cydax's dick for money?
*''What dick?''
*Callisto: '''What dick?'''
*'''Group laughs.'''
*''Group laughs.''
*'''''Chatter about League of Legends'''''.
*''Chatter about League of Legends''.
*Bryan: Callisto's scaring me.
*Bryan: Callisto's scaring me.
*''You're welcome.''
*Callisto: '''You're welcome.'''
*Unknown: Callisto will you make love to me?
*Unknown: Callisto will you make love to me?
*''No''.
*Callisto: '''No'''.
*Unknown (multiple): Please?
*Unknown (multiple): Please?
*''No.''
*Callisto: '''No.'''
*Unknown: Callisto, can I have your dick?
*Unknown: Callisto, can I have your dick?
*Unknown: Why not?
*Unknown: Why not?
*''Because.''
*Callisto: '''Because.'''
*'''''Random chatter'''''.
*''Group chats randomly''.
*Mike: Callisto, you're the meaning to my life.
*Mike: Callisto, you're the meaning to my life.
*Unknown: Guys guys, we're starting a new religion. We are now worshiping Callisto.
*Unknown: Guys guys, we're starting a new religion. We are now worshiping Callisto. [[Callistocism]].
*A few moments pass.
*''A few moments pass.''
*''Something.''
*Callisto: '''Something.'''
*''Something.''
*Callisto: '''Something.'''
*''I guess this server can finally become the People's Republic of Callisto.''
*Callisto: '''I guess this server can finally become the People's Republic of Callisto.'''
*'''Group laughs.'''
*''Group laughs.''
*''All my plans are coming to fruition.''
*Callisto: '''All my plans are coming to fruition.'''
*Unknown: Who says fruition?
*Unknown: Who says fruition?
*Unknown: The background music makes it so hard..
*Unknown: The background music makes it so hard..
*Brandon: No, it makes me hard.
*Brandon: No, it makes me hard.
*Unknown: It makes you moist.
*Unknown: It makes you moist.
*Silence.
*''Silence.''
*Brandon: It's so moist.
*Brandon: It's so moist.
*'''''Chatter about League of Legends'''''.
*''Group chats about League of Legends''.
*t3sla: Are you using Microsoft Callisto?
*t3sla: Are you using Microsoft Callisto?
*''It's not Microsoft Callisto, it's just Callisto.''
*Callisto: '''It's not Microsoft Callisto, it's just Callisto.'''
*'''Group laughs.'''
*''Group laughs.''
*Unknown: It's JESUS Callisto.
*Unknown: It's JESUS Callisto.
*''But, you aren't the first person to say I sound like Jesus.''
*Callisto: '''But, you aren't the first person to say I sound like Jesus.'''
*'''Group laughs.'''
*''Group laughs.''
*Unknown: I'm sure if Jesus came down today, it would be in the manifestation of Callisto.
*Unknown: I'm sure if Jesus came down to earth today, it would be in the manifestation of Callisto.
*''What's up bro?''
*Callisto: '''What's up bro?'''
*Funky: Who left? Callisto?
*Funky: Who left? Callisto?
*''No, it was Jimmy and t3sla.''
*Callisto to Funky: '''No, it was Jimmy and t3sla.'''
*'''Group laughs.'''
*''Group laughs.''
*''I would know, because I'm Callisto.''
*Callisto: '''I would know, because I'm Callisto.'''
*Weyrt: It's gotta be Cydax.
*Weyrt: It's gotta be Cydax.
*Mike: It is Cydax. You can see in the chat-oh, that's Callisto (shocked).
*Mike: It is Cydax. You can see in the chat-oh, that's Callisto (shocked).
*''Im not Cydax, I'm Callisto.''
*Callisto: '''Im not Cydax, I'm Callisto.'''
*Mike: Callisto, I have a question.
*Mike: Callisto, I have a question.
*Bryan: Ask the Callisto anything.
*Bryan: Ask the Callisto anything.
*''That's right, ask me anything.''
*Callisto: '''That's right, ask me anything.'''
*Unknown: Callisto, will you tussle my hair?
*Unknown: Callisto, will you tussle my hair?
*''No.''
*Callisto: '''No.'''
*Mike: Callisto, I have two questions.
*Mike: Callisto, I have two questions.
*''What are you two questions?''
*Callisto: '''What are your two questions?'''
*Mike: Will you go on a date with me, and why not?
*Mike: Will you go on a date with me, and why not?
*''No. Why?''
*Callisto: '''No. Why?'''
*'''''Chatter about recording'''''.
*''Group chats about recording.''
*Mike: Where did this guy find our channel?
*Mike: Where did this guy find our channel?
*''I came here from the Public Server List.''
*Callisto: '''I came here from the Public Server List.'''
*Funky: Quickly ban him! He's a government spy!
*Funky: Quickly ban him! He's a government spy!
*''No! Why?''
*Callisto: '''No! Why?'''
*Bryan: If you ban him, you'll get killed.
*Bryan: If you ban him, you'll get killed.
*Unknown: The New Republic of Callisto is rising. Beware.
*Unknown: The New Republic of Callisto is rising. Beware.
*Bryan: Callisto, do you work like a crystal ball?
*Bryan: Callisto, do you work like a crystal ball?
*''No.''
*Callisto: '''No.'''
*Weyrt: I imagine Callisto looking like Wisp from DotA2.
*Weyrt: I imagine Callisto looking like Wisp from DotA2.
*''Who?''
*Callisto: '''Who?'''
*Weyrt: Wisp.
*Weyrt: Wisp.
*''Who?''
*Callisto: '''Who?'''
*Unknown: Are you a crystal ball Callisto?
*Unknown: Are you a crystal ball Callisto?
*''Are you?''
*Callisto: '''Are you?'''
*'''Group laughs.'''
*''Group laughs.''
*Mike: I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL.
*Mike: I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL.
*''I don't have balls of steel.''
*Callisto: '''I don't have balls of steel.'''
*'''Group laughs.'''
*''Group laughs.''
*Unknown: Callisto has balls of Callisto, let's be real here.
*Unknown: Callisto has balls of Callisto, let's be real here.
*''That's right, because I'm Callisto.''
*Callisto: '''That's right, because I'm Callisto.'''
*Intermission.
*''Intermission.''
*''What's your question Cydax?''
*Callisto: '''What's your question Cydax?'''
*Cydax typing to Callisto: What is Callisto made of?
*Cydax typing to Callisto: What is Callisto made of?
*''Callisto is made of Callisto, because I'm Callisto.''
*Callisto: '''Callisto is made of Callisto, because I'm Callisto.'''
*'''Group laughs.'''
*''Group laughs.''
*Bryan: Callisto, I'm the first Callistostarian priest!
*Bryan: Callisto, I'm the first Callistostarian priest!
*''That's neat.''
*Callisto: '''That<nowiki>'</nowiki>s neat.'''
*Unknown: I'm the second.
*Unknown: I'm the second.
*Funky: Hey Callisto, are you Coconut head?
*Funky: Hey Callisto, are you Coconut head?
*''Im sorry, what?''
*Callisto: '''Im sorry, what?'''
*Funky: Yeah that's what I thought faggot, you don't watch Ned's Declassified, do you?
*Funky: Yeah that's what I thought, you don't watch ''Ned's Declassified'', do you?
*Bryan: Who's Callisto reincarnation?
*Bryan: Who's Callisto reincarnation?
*''Jesus.''
*Callisto: '''Jesus.'''
*'''Group laughs.'''
*''Group laughs.''
*''I<nowiki>'</nowiki>ll be right back.''
*Callisto: '''I<nowiki>'</nowiki>ll be right back.'''
|source =—[[Sapphire_Development#Sapphire_Movies_2|The Circle Podcast Episode 4]]
*''Group discusses the Teachings.''
|source =—[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8923uHn3Xk The Circle Podcast Episode 4]
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Latest revision as of 15:33, 12 June 2025

The Callisto Dialogues was the first Callistover, which was a meeting between Callisto and the people of Sapphire that occurred on April 20, 2013 in Sapphire's TeamSpeak.

Transcription

Callisto's words are accompanied by a glorious, soothing background music.

Callisto Dialogues
  • Callisto: I'm Callisto.
  • The group laughs.
  • Callisto: I'm Callisto.
  • Group chats about League of Legends.
  • Callisto attempts to talk but is not heard.
  • Bryan: Guys, Callisto is trying to say something.
  • Callisto: No I wasn't, don't mind me!
  • Group laughs.
  • Unknown: I don't understand, who is that?
  • Callisto: I'm Callisto.
  • Group laughs.
  • Mike and Jimmy imitate Callisto.
  • Group chats about League of Legends.
  • Funky: "I am Callisto" (imitating Callisto).
  • Brandon: The fuck is Callisto supposed to-I don't understand.
  • Mike: It's Callisto.
  • Brandon: Who the fuck is Callisto?
  • Weyrt: You don't need to understand.
  • Callisto: What is it?
  • Unknown: There's nothing to understand, Callisto is god!
  • Brandon: If I don't already know, I don't need to know?
  • Mike: Callisto is Callisto.
  • Callisto: I'm Callisto.
  • Group laughs.
  • Funky: That sounds like it's from an anime!
  • Callisto: You sound like you're from an anime.
  • Brandon: Is it like one of those things where if you don't know, you don't need to know?
  • Group chats about League of Legends.
  • Funky: That sounds like some gay anime like where everything is all peaceful.
  • Callisto: Cydax wants me to tell you how fabulous he is.
  • Unknown: Holy fucking shit!
  • Group laughs.
  • Callisto to Cydax: why should I lie?
  • Weyrt: Dude, this has to be one of Cydax's friends.
  • Jimmy: It's Cydax.
  • Brandon: I don't understand.
  • Group chats about Cydax and League of Legends.
  • Funky: Callisto only sounds cool because he has background music.
  • Group chats about League of Legends/Cydax/background music.
  • Funky: Callisto, turn off your background music.
  • Callisto: No.
  • Group laughs.
  • Brandon: The music or something is awesome, I don't know what else...
  • Weyrt: Callisto would you suck dick for money?
  • Funky says something about a gay anime but is not heard.
  • Jimmy: "Hi I'm Callisto!" (imitating Callisto)
  • Callisto: I'm not Callisto. You're Callisto. But if you're Callisto, then who's this Callisto right here because I'm Callisto.
  • Group laughs.
  • Mike: What? Stop.
  • Bryan says something random about Reddit AMAs.
  • Funky: Either he types really fast, or he's a good voice actor.
  • Weyrt: Or he has a voice changer, derp.
  • Mike: That's not a voice changer; there's no way any voice changer could ever do that.
  • Brandon: That has to be a voice changer.
  • Callisto: This isn't a voice changer. I'm just as human as you are.
  • Group laughs.
  • Funky: He's scaring me..
  • Brandon: It has to be a voice changer.
  • Funky: No no no, no it's not. Because people can talk like that in animes and stuff.
  • Brandon: Nah, it's gotta-there's no way-it's too amazing.
  • Funky says something about anime.
  • Callisto: When people are scared, they cling to failure.
  • Bryan: What anime has the like, what anime has a person who is saying that Cydax is fabulous? Like really.
  • Brandon: The voice is too amazing for me.
  • Callisto to Bryan: None, that's for sure.
  • Group chats about League of Legends.
  • Weyrt: Callisto is talking.
  • Callisto: Maybe I think you're using a voice changer.
  • Chatter about League of Legends.
  • Cydax types to Callisto: Callisto, I don't think that's your real name.
  • Callisto: No, I'm pretty sure my name is Callisto.
  • Chatter about League of Legends.
  • Callisto: I'm Callisto.
  • Group laughs.
  • Weyrt: Callisto, do you suck Cydax's dick for money?
  • Callisto: What dick?
  • Group laughs.
  • Chatter about League of Legends.
  • Bryan: Callisto's scaring me.
  • Callisto: You're welcome.
  • Unknown: Callisto will you make love to me?
  • Callisto: No.
  • Unknown (multiple): Please?
  • Callisto: No.
  • Unknown: Callisto, can I have your dick?
  • Unknown: Why not?
  • Callisto: Because.
  • Group chats randomly.
  • Mike: Callisto, you're the meaning to my life.
  • Unknown: Guys guys, we're starting a new religion. We are now worshiping Callisto. Callistocism.
  • A few moments pass.
  • Callisto: Something.
  • Callisto: Something.
  • Callisto: I guess this server can finally become the People's Republic of Callisto.
  • Group laughs.
  • Callisto: All my plans are coming to fruition.
  • Unknown: Who says fruition?
  • Unknown: The background music makes it so hard..
  • Brandon: No, it makes me hard.
  • Unknown: It makes you moist.
  • Silence.
  • Brandon: It's so moist.
  • Group chats about League of Legends.
  • t3sla: Are you using Microsoft Callisto?
  • Callisto: It's not Microsoft Callisto, it's just Callisto.
  • Group laughs.
  • Unknown: It's JESUS Callisto.
  • Callisto: But, you aren't the first person to say I sound like Jesus.
  • Group laughs.
  • Unknown: I'm sure if Jesus came down to earth today, it would be in the manifestation of Callisto.
  • Callisto: What's up bro?
  • Funky: Who left? Callisto?
  • Callisto to Funky: No, it was Jimmy and t3sla.
  • Group laughs.
  • Callisto: I would know, because I'm Callisto.
  • Weyrt: It's gotta be Cydax.
  • Mike: It is Cydax. You can see in the chat-oh, that's Callisto (shocked).
  • Callisto: Im not Cydax, I'm Callisto.
  • Mike: Callisto, I have a question.
  • Bryan: Ask the Callisto anything.
  • Callisto: That's right, ask me anything.
  • Unknown: Callisto, will you tussle my hair?
  • Callisto: No.
  • Mike: Callisto, I have two questions.
  • Callisto: What are your two questions?
  • Mike: Will you go on a date with me, and why not?
  • Callisto: No. Why?
  • Group chats about recording.
  • Mike: Where did this guy find our channel?
  • Callisto: I came here from the Public Server List.
  • Funky: Quickly ban him! He's a government spy!
  • Callisto: No! Why?
  • Bryan: If you ban him, you'll get killed.
  • Unknown: The New Republic of Callisto is rising. Beware.
  • Bryan: Callisto, do you work like a crystal ball?
  • Callisto: No.
  • Weyrt: I imagine Callisto looking like Wisp from DotA2.
  • Callisto: Who?
  • Weyrt: Wisp.
  • Callisto: Who?
  • Unknown: Are you a crystal ball Callisto?
  • Callisto: Are you?
  • Group laughs.
  • Mike: I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL.
  • Callisto: I don't have balls of steel.
  • Group laughs.
  • Unknown: Callisto has balls of Callisto, let's be real here.
  • Callisto: That's right, because I'm Callisto.
  • Intermission.
  • Callisto: What's your question Cydax?
  • Cydax typing to Callisto: What is Callisto made of?
  • Callisto: Callisto is made of Callisto, because I'm Callisto.
  • Group laughs.
  • Bryan: Callisto, I'm the first Callistostarian priest!
  • Callisto: That's neat.
  • Unknown: I'm the second.
  • Funky: Hey Callisto, are you Coconut head?
  • Callisto: Im sorry, what?
  • Funky: Yeah that's what I thought, you don't watch Ned's Declassified, do you?
  • Bryan: Who's Callisto reincarnation?
  • Callisto: Jesus.
  • Group laughs.
  • Callisto: I'll be right back.
  • Group discusses the Teachings.


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