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'''Callistostarianism''' is a philosophy and way of life based on the teachings of [[Callisto]]. | '''Callistostarianism''', also known as '''Callistocism''', is a philosophy and way of life based on the teachings of [[Callisto]], who has been observed across the world on various online platforms, having been [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq-QIik6Ezo rejected] by some. | ||
Callisto | Callisto visited TeamSpeak servers such as '''[[Sapphire's TeamSpeak]]''' to spread his knowledge. He is usually found speaking with his majestic, angelic music in the background that may achieve different "ranges", meaning he can alternate voice pitch and background music. | ||
== Teachings of Callisto == | == Teachings of Callisto == | ||
The following are canonical records of the teachings of Callisto. | |||
=== [[Callistover]] 2013 === | |||
The Teachings of 2013 can be found within the [[Callisto Dialogues]]. | |||
*Callisto is Callisto | *Callisto is Callisto | ||
*Callisto is made of Callisto | *Callisto is made of Callisto | ||
=== 2014 Teachings === | === Callistover 2014 === | ||
Biographical facts | In 2014, Callisto visited Sapphire's TeamSpeak once more in order to expand upon his Teachings. | ||
==== Biographical facts ==== | |||
*Callisto can go to different "ranges" meaning He can change voice pitch and background music. | *Callisto can go to different "ranges" meaning He can change voice pitch and background music. | ||
*Callisto is Caucasian. His height is somewhere between 5'11 and 6'0. He was born in Washington state, lives in Kentucky and | *Callisto is Caucasian. His height is somewhere between 5'11 and 6'0. He was born in Washington state, lives in Kentucky and [was, at the time,] a senior in high school. He is also heterosexual. His name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione. | ||
*Callisto has encountered THC and does every [[Callistover]]. | *Callisto has encountered THC and does every [[Callistover]]. | ||
*Callisto can bench 120+ and 90-100 on incline; he enjoys weightlifting. | *Callisto can bench 120+ and 90-100 on incline; he enjoys weightlifting. | ||
*Callisto has this very page bookmarked. | *Callisto has this very page bookmarked. | ||
*Callisto (material) is stronger than steel. | *Callisto (material) is stronger than steel. | ||
Philosophical ideas | |||
==== Philosophical ideas ==== | |||
*"Life has no answer. You have to find your own." | *"Life has no answer. You have to find your own." | ||
*Callisto is highly aware of the faulty school system, especially in Kentucky. He | *Callisto is highly aware of the faulty school system, especially in Kentucky. He states that mostly only farming occurs there. | ||
*"Implying implications." | *"Implying implications." | ||
*"I don't really like Ventrilo or Mumble." | *"I don't really like Ventrilo or Mumble." | ||
*"Humility is not to be confused with truth." | *"Humility is not to be confused with truth." | ||
== | == Known followers == | ||
*'''[[Bryan]]''' - ''scribe'', ''apostle'' to the people of [[Sapphire]] | |||
'' | *'''The Messenger''' - ''mediator'' | ||
Latest revision as of 15:31, 12 June 2025
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| Founder | Callisto |
| Ministers | Callistostarian scribes |
Callistostarianism, also known as Callistocism, is a philosophy and way of life based on the teachings of Callisto, who has been observed across the world on various online platforms, having been rejected by some.
Callisto visited TeamSpeak servers such as Sapphire's TeamSpeak to spread his knowledge. He is usually found speaking with his majestic, angelic music in the background that may achieve different "ranges", meaning he can alternate voice pitch and background music.
Teachings of Callisto
The following are canonical records of the teachings of Callisto.
Callistover 2013
The Teachings of 2013 can be found within the Callisto Dialogues.
- Callisto is Callisto
- Callisto is made of Callisto
Callistover 2014
In 2014, Callisto visited Sapphire's TeamSpeak once more in order to expand upon his Teachings.
Biographical facts
- Callisto can go to different "ranges" meaning He can change voice pitch and background music.
- Callisto is Caucasian. His height is somewhere between 5'11 and 6'0. He was born in Washington state, lives in Kentucky and [was, at the time,] a senior in high school. He is also heterosexual. His name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione.
- Callisto has encountered THC and does every Callistover.
- Callisto can bench 120+ and 90-100 on incline; he enjoys weightlifting.
- Callisto has this very page bookmarked.
- Callisto (material) is stronger than steel.
Philosophical ideas
- "Life has no answer. You have to find your own."
- Callisto is highly aware of the faulty school system, especially in Kentucky. He states that mostly only farming occurs there.
- "Implying implications."
- "I don't really like Ventrilo or Mumble."
- "Humility is not to be confused with truth."