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'''Lord Callisto''', commonly misspelled as '''Callipso''', is a major deity in [[Callistostarianism]], the author of '''''[[I'm not Callisto]]''''', and the '''''Lord of [[Sapphire's TeamSpeak3|the People's Republic of Callisto]]'''''.
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'''Saint Callisto''' is a philosopher, sage, and the original teacher of [[Callistostarianism]]. Callisto is also the author of the epic poem '''''[[I'm not Callisto]]'''''. Callisto is revered as a deity in [[Sapphire mythology]].
 
According to His words, Callisto:
*is Callisto
*is made of Callisto
*Callisto is stronger than steel
*has balls of Callisto
*has a 6 inch
*is an average Caucasian man
*name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione

Latest revision as of 19:30, 7 July 2021

Saint

Callisto
Born
Callisto
Other namesCalypso
OccupationSavior of the Internet
Known forAuthor of I'm not Callisto,

Revolutionizer of the People's Republic of Callisto,

Callistostarianism
Height6 ft 0 in (1.83 m)

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Life has no answer. You have to find your own.

Callisto

Saint Callisto is a philosopher, sage, and the original teacher of Callistostarianism. Callisto is also the author of the epic poem I'm not Callisto. Callisto is revered as a deity in Sapphire mythology.

According to His words, Callisto:

  • is Callisto
  • is made of Callisto
  • Callisto is stronger than steel
  • has balls of Callisto
  • has a 6 inch
  • is an average Caucasian man
  • name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione