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Callisto | |
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| Born | Callisto |
| Other names | Calypso |
| Occupation | Savior of the Internet |
| Known for | Author of I'm not Callisto, Revolutionizer of the People's Republic of Callisto, |
| Height | 6 ft 0 in (1.83 m) |
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| “ | Life has no answer. You have to find your own. | ” |
Callisto, commonly confused with Calypso, is a teacher of Callistostarianism, the author of the epic poem I'm not Callisto, and the Revolutionizer of the People's Republic of Callisto.
According to His words, Callisto:
- is Callisto
- is made of Callisto
- Callisto is stronger than steel
- has balls of Callisto
- has a 6 inch
- is an average Caucasian man
- name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione