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| other_names = Calypso | | other_names = Calypso | ||
| occupation = Savior of the Internet | | occupation = Savior of the Internet | ||
| known_for = Author of '''''[[I'm not Callisto]]''''' | | known_for = *Author of '''''[[I'm not Callisto]]''''' | ||
Revolutionizer of '''''[[Sapphire's TeamSpeak3|the People's Republic of Callisto]]''''' | *Revolutionizer of '''''[[Sapphire's TeamSpeak3|the People's Republic of Callisto]]''''' | ||
'''''[[Callistostarianism]]''''' | *'''''[[Callistostarianism]]''''' | ||
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Saint Callisto | |
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| Born | Callisto |
| Other names | Calypso |
| Occupation | Savior of the Internet |
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| Height | 6 ft 0 in (1.83 m) |
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| “ | Life has no answer. You have to find your own. | ” |
Saint Callisto is a philosopher, sage, the original teacher of Callistostarianism, and a revered figure in Sapphire mythology. Callisto is also the author of the epic poem I'm not Callisto
According to His words, Callisto:
- is Callisto
- is made of Callisto
- Callisto is stronger than steel
- has balls of Callisto
- has a 6 inch
- is an average Caucasian man
- name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione