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'''[[Sapphire_Development#Beatification|Lord]] Callisto''', commonly | '''[[Sapphire_Development#Beatification|Lord]] Callisto''', commonly confused with '''Calypso''', is a teacher of [[Callistostarianism]], the author of the epic poem '''''[[I'm not Callisto]]''''', and the '''''Lord of [[Sapphire's TeamSpeak3|the People's Republic of Callisto]]'''''. | ||
According to His words, Callisto: | According to His words, Callisto: | ||
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*has balls of Callisto | *has balls of Callisto | ||
*has a 6 inch dick | *has a 6 inch dick | ||
*is | *is an average Caucasian man | ||
*'s name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione | *'s name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione | ||
Revision as of 08:18, 19 April 2014
Callisto | |
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| Born | Callisto |
| Other names | Calypso |
| Occupation | Savior of the Internet |
| Known for | Author of I'm not Callisto, Lord of the People's Republic of Callisto, |
| Height | 5 ft 11 in (1.80 m) - 6 ft 0 in (1.83 m) |
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| “ | Life has no answer. You have to find your own. | ” |
Lord Callisto, commonly confused with Calypso, is a teacher of Callistostarianism, the author of the epic poem I'm not Callisto, and the Lord of the People's Republic of Callisto.
According to His words, Callisto:
- is Callisto
- is made of Callisto
- Callisto is stronger than steel
- has balls of Callisto
- has a 6 inch dick
- is an average Caucasian man
- 's name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione