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== Callistostarianism == | |||
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'''Callistostarianism''' is a philosophy and way of life based on the teachings of [[Callisto]]. The keepers of his teachings are known as Callistostarian scribes. Callisto is also observed by other students of his teachings. | |||
Callisto, the namesake of these teachings, visits TeamSpeak servers such as '''[[Sapphire's TeamSpeak3]]''' and enlightens his audiences. He is usually found speaking with his majestic, angelic music in the background that may achieve different "ranges", meaning he can alternate voice pitch and background music. | |||
=== Teachings of Callisto === | |||
==== 2013 Teachings ==== | |||
*Callisto is Callisto | |||
*Callisto is made of Callisto | |||
==== 2014 Teachings ==== | |||
Biographical facts: | |||
*Callisto can go to different "ranges" meaning He can change voice pitch and background music. | |||
*Callisto is an average Caucasian male. His height is somewhere between 5'11 and 6'0. He was born in Washington state, lives in Kentucky and is a senior in high school. He is also heterosexual. His name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione. | |||
*Callisto has encountered THC and does every [[Callistover]]. | |||
*Callisto can bench 120+ and 90-100 on incline; he enjoys weightlifting. | |||
*Callisto has this very page bookmarked. | |||
*Callisto (material) is stronger than steel. | |||
Philosophical ideas: | |||
*"Life has no answer. You have to find your own." | |||
*Callisto is highly aware of the faulty school system, especially in Kentucky. He claims that mostly only farming occurs there. | |||
*"Implying implications." | |||
*"I don't really like Ventrilo or Mumble." | |||
*"Humility is not to be confused with truth." | |||
=== Callisto Dialogues (2013) === | |||
''See [[Callisto Dialogues]] for full transcription.'' | |||
==== People's Republic of Callisto ==== | |||
Following the events of the Callisto Dialogues, the [[Archdiocese of Sapphire]] took on the political name of '''the People's Republic of Callisto''' in honor of the Reverend Saint. | |||
Revision as of 07:39, 26 July 2015
Callistostarianism
| Callistostarianism | |
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| Scripture | Callisto Dialogues |
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| Founder | Callisto |
| Origin | April 20, 2013 |
| Ministers | Callistostarian scribes |
Callistostarianism is a philosophy and way of life based on the teachings of Callisto. The keepers of his teachings are known as Callistostarian scribes. Callisto is also observed by other students of his teachings.
Callisto, the namesake of these teachings, visits TeamSpeak servers such as Sapphire's TeamSpeak3 and enlightens his audiences. He is usually found speaking with his majestic, angelic music in the background that may achieve different "ranges", meaning he can alternate voice pitch and background music.
Teachings of Callisto
2013 Teachings
- Callisto is Callisto
- Callisto is made of Callisto
2014 Teachings
Biographical facts:
- Callisto can go to different "ranges" meaning He can change voice pitch and background music.
- Callisto is an average Caucasian male. His height is somewhere between 5'11 and 6'0. He was born in Washington state, lives in Kentucky and is a senior in high school. He is also heterosexual. His name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione.
- Callisto has encountered THC and does every Callistover.
- Callisto can bench 120+ and 90-100 on incline; he enjoys weightlifting.
- Callisto has this very page bookmarked.
- Callisto (material) is stronger than steel.
Philosophical ideas:
- "Life has no answer. You have to find your own."
- Callisto is highly aware of the faulty school system, especially in Kentucky. He claims that mostly only farming occurs there.
- "Implying implications."
- "I don't really like Ventrilo or Mumble."
- "Humility is not to be confused with truth."
Callisto Dialogues (2013)
See Callisto Dialogues for full transcription.
People's Republic of Callisto
Following the events of the Callisto Dialogues, the Archdiocese of Sapphire took on the political name of the People's Republic of Callisto in honor of the Reverend Saint.