Jerry

Jerry P
Born	November 20 Florida, United States
Nationality	American
Other names	Jerry P Jerry Plastered Pitmaster TiNzY
Occupation	Gamer
Known for	Honorary Co-Founder of Sapphire
Height	5 ft 9 in (1.75 m) (disputed)
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Highest rankings
Peak LoL Division	Master
Peak CS:GO Rank	Supreme Master First Class

Jerry is a Floridian and an early member of Sapphire. He has arguably dank memeing capabilities, however, many have criticized the origin of his memes, citing TitanClan and his other friend groups as his sources.

Biography

Jerry grew up in South Florida. He has played League of Legends since season 1, in which he met both Jimmy and Jessenia. He eventually transferred into a class with Bryan. They were "married" into friendship by the class "priest", Kevin the Bastard. Bryan invited Jerry to play Minecraft and to become a member of Sapphire. Jerry is a big advocate of dogs.

Quotes

I'm just Joshing with you.

— Jerry

I don't deal with Internet trolls.

— Jerry

RUSTLEDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

— Jerry

Bitch, I'll order it again. What are they gonna do?

— Jerry, at the "Flying Saucer" in Nashville

What the fuck am I gonna do? NOT buy it?

— Jerry, according to Caleb, in reference to 3 large chicken thighs priced at $3.17 with a participating Kroger Card

Trivia

• Tradition holds that he was rechristened as Jerry Plasker by Bryan.
• Came out as a social autist in 2013.
• Funnily enough, while Jerry took a long break from League, his brother jumped from Silver to Platinum, matching up to him. This is because he "has no life."
• He appears on several covers of albums released by Sapphire Records.
• Jerry is half Cuban, and half American just like the streamer Destiny.
• Jerry is the very humble owner of the world's most malfunctioning computer ever built and/or cursed via voodoo by a black man.