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{{Infobox person | name = Callisto |honorific_prefix = Lord | image = Circle.png | alt = | caption = | birth_name = Callisto | birth_date = | birth_place = | death_date = | death_place = | race = | nationality = | height = {{height|ft=5|in=11} - [convert: invalid number]
Lord Callisto, commonly misspelled as Callipso, is a teacher of Callistostarianism, the author of the epic poem I'm not Callisto, and the Lord of the People's Republic of Callisto.
According to His words, Callisto:
- is Callisto
- is made of Callisto
- Callisto is stronger than steel
- has balls of Callisto
- has a 6 inch dick
- represents the average Caucasian
- name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione