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| Born | Callisto |
| Other names | Callipso |
| Occupation | Savior of the Internet |
| Known for | Author of I'm not Callisto, Lord of the People's Republic of Callisto, |
| Height | 5 ft 11 in (1.80 m) - 6 ft 0 in (1.83 m) |
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Lord Callisto, commonly misspelled as Callipso, is a teacher of Callistostarianism, the author of the epic poem I'm not Callisto, and the Lord of the People's Republic of Callisto.
According to His words, Callisto:
- is Callisto
- is made of Callisto
- Callisto is stronger than steel
- has balls of Callisto
- has a 6 inch dick
- represents the average Caucasian
- name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione