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| name = Callisto <!-- include middle initial, if not specified in birth_name --> | | name = Callisto <!-- include middle initial, if not specified in birth_name --> | ||
|honorific_prefix = [[Sapphire_Development#Honors and Titles|Lord]] | |honorific_prefix = [[Sapphire_Development#Honors and Titles|Lord]] | ||
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| height = {{height|ft=5|in=11}} - {{height|ft=6|in=0}} | | height = {{height|ft=5|in=11}} - {{height|ft=6|in=0}} | ||
| other_names = | | other_names = Calypso | ||
| occupation = Savior of the Internet | | occupation = Savior of the Internet | ||
| known_for = Author of '''''[[I'm not Callisto]]''''', <br /> | | known_for = Author of '''''[[I'm not Callisto]]''''', <br /> | ||
Lord of '''''[[Sapphire's TeamSpeak3|the People's Republic of Callisto]]''''',<br /> | Lord of '''''[[Sapphire's TeamSpeak3|the People's Republic of Callisto]]''''',<br /> | ||
'''''[[Callistostarianism]]''''' | '''''[[Callistostarianism]]''''' | ||
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centered pull quote|Life has no answer. You have to find your own. | |||
|author=[[Callisto]] | |||
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Revision as of 08:17, 19 April 2014
Callisto | |
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| Born | Callisto |
| Other names | Calypso |
| Occupation | Savior of the Internet |
| Known for | Author of I'm not Callisto, Lord of the People's Republic of Callisto, |
| Height | 5 ft 11 in (1.80 m) - 6 ft 0 in (1.83 m) |
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| “ | Life has no answer. You have to find your own. | ” |
Lord Callisto, commonly misspelled as Callipso, is a teacher of Callistostarianism, the author of the epic poem I'm not Callisto, and the Lord of the People's Republic of Callisto.
According to His words, Callisto:
- is Callisto
- is made of Callisto
- Callisto is stronger than steel
- has balls of Callisto
- has a 6 inch dick
- is the average Caucasian man
- 's name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione