Callistostarianism

Callistostarianism is a collection of doctrines which were taught by Callisto himself. Lord Callisto randomly joined Sapphire's TeamSpeak one day and began to answer questions which later became the doctrine of Callistostarianism. This was the dialogue:

Italics represent Callisto's words.

• I'm Callisto.
• The group laughs.
• I'm Callisto.
• Callisto attempts to talk but is not heard.
• Bryan: Guys, I think Callisto is trying to say something.
• No I wasn't, don't mind me!.
• Group laughs.
• Unknown: I don't understand, who is that?
• I'm Callisto.
• Group laughs.
• Brandon: I still don't understand.
• What is it?
• Mike: Callisto is Callisto.
• I'm Callisto.
• Group laughs.
• Funky: That sounds like it's from an anime!
• You sound like you're from an anime.
• Cydax wants me to tell you how fabulous he is.
• Group laughs.
• to Cydax: why should I lie?