Callisto

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Callisto
Born
Callisto
Other namesCallipso
OccupationSavior of the Internet
Known forAuthor of I'm not Callisto,

Lord of the People's Republic of Callisto,

Major Deity in Callistostarianism

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Lord Callisto, commonly misspelled as Callipso, is a major deity in Callistostarianism, the author of the epic poem I'm not Callisto, and the Lord of the People's Republic of Callisto.

According to His words, Callisto:

  • is Callisto
  • is made of Callisto
  • Callisto is stronger than steel
  • has balls of Callisto
  • has a 6 inch dick
  • represents the average Caucasian