Callisto
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Lord Callisto, commonly misspelled as Callipso, is a teacher of Callistostarianism, the author of the epic poem I'm not Callisto, and the Lord of the People's Republic of Callisto.
According to His words, Callisto:
- is Callisto
- is made of Callisto
- Callisto is stronger than steel
- has balls of Callisto
- has a 6 inch dick
- represents the average Caucasian
- name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione