Callisto Dialogues
Plain Italics represent Callisto's words accompanied by a glorious, soothing background music.
Callisto Dialogues
- I'm Callisto.
- The group laughs.
- I'm Callisto.
- Chatter about League of Legends.
- Callisto attempts to talk but is not heard.
- Bryan: Guys, Callisto is trying to say something.
- No I wasn't, don't mind me!.
- Group laughs.
- Unknown: I don't understand, who is that?
- I'm Callisto.
- Group laughs.
- Chatter about League of Legends.
- Funky: I am Callisto (imitating Callisto).
- Brandon: The fuck is Callisto supposed to-I don't understand.
- Mike: It's Callisto.
- Brandon: Who the fuck is Callisto?
- Weyrt: You don't need to understand.
- What is it?
- Unknown: There's nothing to understand, Callisto is god!
- Brandon: If I don't already know, I don't need to know?
- Mike: Callisto is Callisto.
- I'm Callisto.
- Group laughs.
- Funky: That sounds like it's from an anime!
- You sound like you're from an anime.
- Brandon: Is it like one of those things where if you don't know, you don't need to know?
- Chatter about League of Legends.
- Funky: That sounds like some gay anime like where everything is all peaceful.
- Unknown: Holy fucking shit!
- Cydax wants me to tell you how fabulous he is.
- Group laughs.
- to Cydax: why should I lie?
- Weyrt: Dude, this has to be one of Cydax's friends.
- Jimmy: It's Cydax.
- Brandon: I don't understand.
- Chatter about Cydax.
- Chatter about League of Legends.
- Funky: Callisto only sounds cool because he has background music.
- Chatter about League of Legends/Cydax/background music.
- Funky: Callisto, turn off your background music.
- No.
- Group laughs.
- Brandon: The music or something is awesome, I don't know what else...
- Weyrt: Callisto would you suck dick for money?
- Funky says something about a gay anime but is not heard.
- Jimmy: Hi I'm Callisto! (imitating Callisto)
- I'm not Callisto. You're Callisto. But if you're Callisto, then who's this Callisto right here because I'm Callisto.
- Group laughs.
- Mike: What? Stop.
- Bryan says something random about Reddit AMAs.
- Funky: Either he types really fast, or he's a good voice actor.
- Weyrt: Or he has a voice changer, derp.
- Mike: That's not a voice changer; there's no way any voice changer could ever do that.
- Brandon: That has to be a voice changer.
- This isn't a voice changer. I'm just as human as you are.
- Group laughs.
- Funky: He's scaring me..
- Brandon: It has to be a voice changer.
- Funky: No no no, no it's not. Because people can talk like that in animes and stuff.
- Brandon: Nah, it's gotta-there's no way-it's too amazing.
- Funky says something about anime.
- When people are scared, they cling to failure.
- Bryan: What anime has the like, what anime has a person who is saying that Cydax is fabulous? Like really.
- Brandon: The voice is too amazing for me.
- None, that's for sure.
- Chatter about League of Legends.
- Weyrt: Callisto is talking.
- Maybe I think you're using a voice changer.
- Chatter about League of Legends.
- Cydax types to Callisto: Callisto, I don't think that's your real name.
- No, I'm pretty sure my name is Callisto.
- Chatter about League of Legends.
- I'm Callisto.
- Group laughs.
- Weyrt: Callisto, do you suck Cydax's dick for money?
- What dick?
- Group laughs.
- Chatter about League of Legends.
- Bryan: Callisto's scaring me.
- You're welcome.
- Unknown: Callisto will you make love to me?
- No.
- Unknown (multiple): Please?
- No.
- Unknown: Callisto, can I have your dick?
- Unknown: Why not?
- Because.
- Random chatter.
- Mike: Callisto, you're the meaning to my life.
- Unknown: Guys guys, we're starting a new religion. We are now worshiping Callisto.
- A few moments pass.
- Something.
- Something.
- I guess this server can finally become the People's Republic of Callisto.
- Group laughs.
- All my plans are coming to fruition.
- Unknown: Who says fruition?
- Unknown: The background music makes it so hard..
- Brandon: No, it makes me hard.
- Unknown: It makes you moist.
- Silence.
- Brandon: It's so moist.
- Chatter about League of Legends.
- t3sla: Are you using Microsoft Callisto?
- It's not Microsoft Callisto, it's just Callisto.
- Group laughs.
- Unknown: It's JESUS Callisto.
- But, you aren't the first person to say I sound like Jesus.
- Group laughs.
- Unknown: I'm sure if Jesus came down today, it would be in the manifestation of Callisto.
- What's up bro?
- Funky: Who left? Callisto?
- No, it was Jimmy and t3sla.
- Group laughs.
- I would know, because I'm Callisto.
- Weyrt: It's gotta be Cydax.
- Mike: It is Cydax. You can see in the chat-oh, that's Callisto (shocked).
- Im not Cydax, I'm Callisto.
- Mike: Callisto, I have a question.
- Bryan: Ask the Callisto anything.
- That's right, ask me anything.
- Unknown: Callisto, will you tussle my hair?
- No.
- Mike: Callisto, I have two questions.
- What are you two questions?
- Mike: Will you go on a date with me, and why not?
- No. Why?
- Chatter about recording.
- Mike: Where did this guy find our channel?
- I came here from the Public Server List.
- Funky: Quickly ban him! He's a government spy!
- No! Why?
- Bryan: If you ban him, you'll get killed.
- Unknown: The New Republic of Callisto is rising. Beware.
- Bryan: Callisto, do you work like a crystal ball?
- No.
- Weyrt: I imagine Callisto looking like Wisp from DotA2.
- Who?
- Weyrt: Wisp.
- Who?
- Unknown: Are you a crystal ball Callisto?
- Are you?
- Group laughs.
- Mike: I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL.
- I don't have balls of steel.
- Group laughs.
- Unknown: Callisto has balls of Callisto, let's be real here.
- That's right, because I'm Callisto.
- Intermission.
- What's your question Cydax?
- Cydax typing to Callisto: What is Callisto made of?
- Callisto is made of Callisto, because I'm Callisto.
- Group laughs.
- Bryan: Callisto, I'm the first Callistostarian priest!
- That's neat.
- Unknown: I'm the second.
- Funky: Hey Callisto, are you Coconut head?
- Im sorry, what?
- Funky: Yeah that's what I thought faggot, you don't watch Ned's Declassified, do you?
- Bryan: Who's Callisto reincarnation?
- Jesus.
- Group laughs.
- I'll be right back.