Gabe Newell
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Gabe Newell | |
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 Gabe Newell parting the Console Sea | |
| Born | Gabe Logan Newell |
| Other names | GabeN |
| Occupation | Managing director of Valve |
| Known for | Valve Corp. & Steam figure in Callistostarianism |
| Parent(s) | Gatzi Almighty |
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Gabe Newell, son of Gat, brother-in-Gat of Peecock, full name Gabe Logan Newell, also known as GabeNis a worker of many wonderful things, as he has the blessings of Saint Gat upon him, such as parting the Console Sea and leading Steam to victory.