Low Orbit Ion Soldiers
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| Services | Military |
| Parent | Sapphire Development |
| Subsidiaries | Keyboard Warriors Association |
| Website | http://sapphiredev.org |
Low Orbit Ion Soldiers, stylized LOW ORBIT ION SOLDIERS or LOIS, is a special operations force for Sapphire. It was commanded by Jimmy Hong up until his retirement from the LOIS, when war lord Captain Creasingwolf of the P15S5 took over the position.
Platoon 15 Squadron 5
Platoon 15 Squadron 5 is a squadron of the LOIS captained by the war hero Captain Creasingwolf known for his suppressing fire. Recently, a new Corki (pronounced Coquí) pilot joined as partner to Captain Creasingwolf. His name is Bryan Gregory and his most famous move is the MORTAR STRIKE CO'KI BOOMBOOMBOOM.
Operation Jerry
P15S5's most recognized operation so far is the one that failed. Operation Jerry, where the objective was sent to knock Jerry Plasker offline with the army's most prized weapon, the Low Orbit Ion Cannon.