Low Orbit Ion Soldiers
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| Type | Branch of the Cyberarmy of Sapphire |
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| Services | Cyberdefense |
| Parent | Cyberarmy of Sapphire |
| Divisions | P15S5 |
| Website | http://sapphiredev.org |
 | TRIGGER WARNING!!1 This article may contain surreal, unserious, and/or potentially offensive material. Read at your own risk. |
Low Orbit Ion Soldiers, stylized LOW ORBIT ION SOLDIERS or LOIS, is a special operations branch of Sapphire's Cyberarmy. It was commanded by Jimmy Hong up until his retirement from the LOIS, when war lord Captain Creasingwolf of the P15S5 took over the position.
Platoon 15 Squadron 5
Platoon 15 Squadron 5 is a squadron of the LOIS led by the war hero Captain Nick "Creasingwolf" Zaslavsky known for his suppressing fire. The Captain's partner is Bryan Gregory and, who is most famous move is the MORTAR STRIKE CO'KI BOOMBOOMBOOM.
Operation Jerry
P15S5's most recognized operation so far is the one that failed. Operation Jerry, where the objective was sent to knock Jerry Plasker offline with the army's most prized weapon, the Low Orbit Ion Cannon.