Callisto
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Callisto | |
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| Born | Callisto |
| Nationality | American |
| Other names | Callipso |
| Occupation | Savior of the Internet |
| Known for | Author of I'm not Callisto Lord of the People's Republic of Callisto |
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Lord Callisto, commonly misspelled as Callipso, is a major deity in Callistostarianism, the author of the epic poem I'm not Callisto, and the Lord of the People's Republic of Callisto.
According to His words, Callisto:
- is Callisto
- is made of Callisto
- has balls of Callisto