Jerry

Jerry Plasker
Born	Jeremy S. P. (1998-11-20) November 20, 1998 Florida, United States
Nationality	American
Other names	Jerry P Jerry Plastered Pitmaster Jerry D Jerry L TiNzY
Occupation	Gamer
Known for	Honorary Founder of Sapphire
Height	5 ft 9 in (1.75 m) (disputed)
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Highest rankings
Peak LoL Division	Diamond III
Peak CS:GO Rank	Supreme Master First Class

“	I'm just Joshing with you.	”
—Jerry Plasker

“	I don't deal with Internet trolls.	”
—Jerry

“	RUSTLEDDDDDDDDDDDDD.	”
—Jerry

“	Bitch, I'll order it again. What are they gonna do?	”
—Jerry, At Flying Saucer in Nashville

“	What the fuck am I gonna do? NOT buy it?	”
—Jerry (according to Caleb), in reference to 3 large chicken thighs priced at 3.17 with participating Kroger Card

Jerry Plasker is a member of Sapphire. Jerry has arguably dank memeing capabilities. However, many criticize the origin of his memes, citing TitanClan as his source.

Biography

Jerry grew up in South Florida. He has played League of Legends since season 1, in which he met both Jimmy and Jessenia. He eventually transferred into a class with Bryan. They were "married" into friendship by the class "priest", Kevin Bastard. Bryan invited Jerry to play Minecraft and to become a member of Sapphire. Jerry is a big advocate of dogs.

Trivia

• Was rechristened as Jerry Plasker by Bryan (or so the saying goes). He now uses this name quite often.
• Came out as a social autist in 2013.
• Funnily enough, while Jerry took a long break from League, his brother jumped from Silver to Platinum, matching up to him. This is because he "has no life."
• He appears on several covers of albums released by Sapphire Records.
• Jerry is half Cuban, and half American just like the streamer Destiny.
• Jerry is the very humble owner of the world's most malfunctioning computer ever built and/or cursed via voodoo by a black man.