Callistostarianism
| Callistostarianism | |
| |
| Scripture | Callisto Dialogues |
|---|---|
| Founder | Callisto |
| Ministers | Callistostarian scribes |
Callistostarianism, also known as Callistocism, is a philosophy and way of life based on the teachings of Callisto, who has been observed across the world on various online platforms.
Callisto visited TeamSpeak servers such as Sapphire's TeamSpeak to spread his knowledge. He is usually found speaking with his majestic, angelic music in the background that may achieve different "ranges", meaning he can alternate voice pitch and background music.
Teachings of Callisto
The following are canonical records of the teachings of Callisto.
Callistover 2013
The Teachings of 2013 can be found within the Callisto Dialogues.
- Callisto is Callisto
- Callisto is made of Callisto
Callistover 2014
In 2014, Callisto visited Sapphire's TeamSpeak once more in order to expand upon his Teachings.
Biographical facts
- Callisto can go to different "ranges" meaning He can change voice pitch and background music.
- Callisto is Caucasian. His height is somewhere between 5'11 and 6'0. He was born in Washington state, lives in Kentucky and [was, at the time,] a senior in high school. He is also heterosexual. His name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione.
- Callisto has encountered THC and does every Callistover.
- Callisto can bench 120+ and 90-100 on incline; he enjoys weightlifting.
- Callisto has this very page bookmarked.
- Callisto (material) is stronger than steel.
Philosophical ideas
- "Life has no answer. You have to find your own."
- Callisto is highly aware of the faulty school system, especially in Kentucky. He states that mostly only farming occurs there.
- "Implying implications."
- "I don't really like Ventrilo or Mumble."
- "Humility is not to be confused with truth."