Callisto
Saint Callisto | |
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| Born | Callisto |
| Other names | Calypso |
| Occupation | Savior of the Internet |
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| Height | 6 ft 0 in (1.83 m) |
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| “ | Life has no answer. You have to find your own. | ” |
Callisto is a philosopher, sage, the original teacher of Callistostarianism, and a revered figure in Sapphire mythology. Callisto is also the author of the epic poem I'm not Callisto. His appearance in the TeamSpeak is known as the Callistover. He is known to have appeared in other servers too.
According to His words, Callisto:
- is Callisto
- is made of Callisto
- Callisto is stronger than steel
- has balls of Callisto
- has a 6 inch
- is an average Caucasian man
- name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione