Low Orbit Ion Soldiers
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| Services | Military |
| Parent | Sapphire Development |
| Website | http://sapphiredev.org |
Low Orbit Ion Soldiers, stylized LOW ORBIT ION SOLDIERS or LOIS, is the secondary e-military branch for Sapphire. It was commanded by Jimmy Hong up until his retirement from the LOIS, when war lord Captain Creasingwolf of the P15S5 took over the position.
Platoon 15 Squadron 5
Platoon 15 Squadron 5 is a squadron of the LOIS captained by the war hero Captain Creasingwolf known for his suppressing fire. This squadron's most recognized operation so far is the one that failed, Operation Jemmy, where the P15S5 was sent to knock Jeremy Plasencia offline with the army's most prized weapon, the Low Orbit Ion Cannon. Recently, a new Corki (pronounced Coquí) pilot joined as partner to Captain Creasingwolf. His name is Bryan Gregory and his most famous move is the MORTAR STRIKE CO'KI BOOMBOOMBOOM.