A Sapphire Christmas
| A Sapphire Christmas | |
|---|---|
 Crystal Springs, the setting of the play | |
| Written by | |
| Characters | Narrator, Child, Santa |
| Date premiered | Never occurred |
| Setting | Crystal Springs, Sapphire Minecraft Server |
A Sapphire Christmas is a tragic comedy based on Christmas written by Mohammad Bhatti and Ethan Schulze It appears to be based on How The Grinch Stole Christmas! but has a plot twist making it significantly different. It was originally meant to be performed by the then members of Sapphire, but never occurred.
Synopsis
Narrator. 'Twas the night before Christmas, And everyone was awake. All the workers were working Not even taking their break.
All the children were waiting at their fireplace Happy with glee, With a smile on their face,
Except for one child, Down in Crystal Springs, Sitting in his closet, Plotting evil things
Crying in the corner, Clutching his bear, Tears flowing down in despair,
Because earlier that year he learned at the store: He wasn't on Santa's good list anymore.
[ Flashback ]
Child. Santa, I want a rocket ship, a unicorn, and two and a half men.
Santa. You have been naughty this year.
Child. Aw dammit!
Santa. Sorry little boy.
Child. Mom!
[ End flashback ]
Narrator. He thought to himself,
Child. I'll settle the score! There shall be no Christmas, anymore!
Narrator. He climbed all the way, to the North Pole, Just to find Santa packing his coal.
Child. Since you're here, have your present. I'm going to hurt you, this will not be pleasant.
[ Child shoots Santa with bow ]
Child. That's what you get for giving me a bow last year.
Narrator. Then he got up and stole the reindeer.
Soaring through the skies Looking down below,
Child. Crystal Springs, here I go!
Narrator. As he approaches the first house with a hoe, He doesnt see a chimney, so where does he go?
[ Front door of house explodes ]
Child. [ Laughs ] All these presents are mine! I'd better hurry because I'm running out of time.
Narrator. Looting all the houses in Crystal Springs, Returning to his closet with many things.
As the sun rises: Christmas is here, All the kids wake up, with no Christmas cheer.
Too bad for the kids with no luck, All they said was:
Group. What the fuck?
CREDITS
after the credits mrs.clause comes and says "DIE YOU HOHOHO!!!" and blows him up