Callisto

From Sapphire Wiki
Revision as of 07:16, 19 April 2014 by Bryan (talk | contribs)

{{Infobox person | name = Callisto |honorific_prefix = Lord | image = Circle.png | alt = | caption = | birth_name = Callisto | birth_date = | birth_place = | death_date = | death_place = | race = | nationality = | height = [convert: invalid number]

Lord Callisto, commonly misspelled as Callipso, is a teacher of Callistostarianism, the author of the epic poem I'm not Callisto, and the Lord of the People's Republic of Callisto.

According to His words, Callisto:

  • is Callisto
  • is made of Callisto
  • Callisto is stronger than steel
  • has balls of Callisto
  • has a 6 inch dick
  • represents the average Caucasian
  • name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione