Callisto

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Callisto
Born
Callisto
Other namesCalypso
OccupationSavior of the Internet
Known forAuthor of I'm not Callisto,

Lord of the People's Republic of Callisto,

Callistostarianism
Height5 ft 11 in (1.80 m) - 6 ft 0 in (1.83 m)

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Life has no answer. You have to find your own.

Callisto

Lord Callisto, commonly misspelled as Callipso, is a teacher of Callistostarianism, the author of the epic poem I'm not Callisto, and the Lord of the People's Republic of Callisto.

According to His words, Callisto:

  • is Callisto
  • is made of Callisto
  • Callisto is stronger than steel
  • has balls of Callisto
  • has a 6 inch dick
  • is the average Caucasian man
  • 's name is inspired by Baldassare Castiglione