Callisto Dialogues

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Plain Italics represent Callisto's words accompanied by a glorious, soothing background music.

Callisto Dialogues
  • I'm Callisto.
  • The group laughs.
  • I'm Callisto.
  • Chatter about League of Legends.
  • Callisto attempts to talk but is not heard.
  • Bryan: Guys, Callisto is trying to say something.
  • No I wasn't, don't mind me!.
  • Group laughs.
  • Unknown: I don't understand, who is that?
  • I'm Callisto.
  • Group laughs.
  • Chatter about League of Legends.
  • Funky: I am Callisto (imitating Callisto).
  • Brandon: The fuck is Callisto supposed to-I don't understand.
  • Mike: It's Callisto.
  • Brandon: Who the fuck is Callisto?
  • Weyrt: You don't need to understand.
  • What is it?
  • Unknown: There's nothing to understand, Callisto is god!
  • Brandon: If I don't already know, I don't need to know?
  • Mike: Callisto is Callisto.
  • I'm Callisto.
  • Group laughs.
  • Funky: That sounds like it's from an anime!
  • You sound like you're from an anime.
  • Brandon: Is it like one of those things where if you don't know, you don't need to know?
  • Chatter about League of Legends.
  • Funky: That sounds like some gay anime like where everything is all peaceful.
  • Unknown: Holy fucking shit!
  • Cydax wants me to tell you how fabulous he is.
  • Group laughs.
  • to Cydax: why should I lie?
  • Weyrt: Dude, this has to be one of Cydax's friends.
  • Jimmy: It's Cydax.
  • Brandon: I don't understand.
  • Chatter about Cydax.
  • Chatter about League of Legends.
  • Funky: Callisto only sounds cool because he has background music.
  • Chatter about League of Legends/Cydax/background music.
  • Funky: Callisto, turn off your background music.
  • No.
  • Group laughs.
  • Brandon: The music or something is awesome, I don't know what else...
  • Weyrt: Callisto would you suck dick for money?
  • Funky says something about a gay anime but is not heard.
  • Jimmy: Hi I'm Callisto! (imitating Callisto)
  • I'm not Callisto. You're Callisto. But if you're Callisto, then who's this Callisto right here because I'm Callisto.
  • Group laughs.
  • Mike: What? Stop.
  • Bryan says something random about Reddit AMAs.
  • Funky: Either he types really fast, or he's a good voice actor.
  • Weyrt: Or he has a voice changer, derp.
  • Mike: That's not a voice changer; there's no way any voice changer could ever do that.
  • Brandon: That has to be a voice changer.
  • This isn't a voice changer. I'm just as human as you are.
  • Group laughs.
  • Funky: He's scaring me..
  • Brandon: It has to be a voice changer.
  • Funky: No no no, no it's not. Because people can talk like that in animes and stuff.
  • Brandon: Nah, it's gotta-there's no way-it's too amazing.
  • Funky says something about anime.
  • When people are scared, they cling to failure.
  • Bryan: What anime has the like, what anime has a person who is saying that Cydax is fabulous? Like really.
  • Brandon: The voice is too amazing for me.
  • None, that's for sure.
  • Chatter about League of Legends.
  • Weyrt: Callisto is talking.
  • Maybe I think you're using a voice changer.
  • Chatter about League of Legends.
  • Cydax types to Callisto: Callisto, I don't think that's your real name.
  • No, I'm pretty sure my name is Callisto.
  • Chatter about League of Legends.
  • I'm Callisto.
  • Group laughs.
  • Weyrt: Callisto, do you suck Cydax's dick for money?
  • What dick?
  • Group laughs.
  • Chatter about League of Legends.
  • Bryan: Callisto's scaring me.
  • You're welcome.
  • Unknown: Callisto will you make love to me?
  • No.
  • Unknown (multiple): Please?
  • No.
  • Unknown: Callisto, can I have your dick?
  • Unknown: Why not?
  • Because.
  • Random chatter.
  • Mike: Callisto, you're the meaning to my life.
  • Unknown: Guys guys, we're starting a new religion. We are now worshiping Callisto.
  • A few moments pass.
  • Something.
  • Something.
  • I guess this server can finally become the People's Republic of Callisto.
  • Group laughs.
  • All my plans are coming to fruition.
  • Unknown: Who says fruition?
  • Unknown: The background music makes it so hard..
  • Brandon: No, it makes me hard.
  • Unknown: It makes you moist.
  • Silence.
  • Brandon: It's so moist.
  • Chatter about League of Legends.
  • t3sla: Are you using Microsoft Callisto?
  • It's not Microsoft Callisto, it's just Callisto.
  • Group laughs.
  • Unknown: It's JESUS Callisto.
  • But, you aren't the first person to say I sound like Jesus.
  • Group laughs.
  • Unknown: I'm sure if Jesus came down today, it would be in the manifestation of Callisto.
  • What's up bro?
  • Funky: Who left? Callisto?
  • No, it was Jimmy and t3sla.
  • Group laughs.
  • I would know, because I'm Callisto.
  • Weyrt: It's gotta be Cydax.
  • Mike: It is Cydax. You can see in the chat-oh, that's Callisto (shocked).
  • Im not Cydax, I'm Callisto.
  • Mike: Callisto, I have a question.
  • Bryan: Ask the Callisto anything.
  • That's right, ask me anything.
  • Unknown: Callisto, will you tussle my hair?
  • No.
  • Mike: Callisto, I have two questions.
  • What are you two questions?
  • Mike: Will you go on a date with me, and why not?
  • No. Why?
  • Chatter about recording.
  • Mike: Where did this guy find our channel?
  • I came here from the Public Server List.
  • Funky: Quickly ban him! He's a government spy!
  • No! Why?
  • Bryan: If you ban him, you'll get killed.
  • Unknown: The New Republic of Callisto is rising. Beware.
  • Bryan: Callisto, do you work like a crystal ball?
  • No.
  • Weyrt: I imagine Callisto looking like Wisp from DotA2.
  • Who?
  • Weyrt: Wisp.
  • Who?
  • Unknown: Are you a crystal ball Callisto?
  • Are you?
  • Group laughs.
  • Mike: I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL.
  • I don't have balls of steel.
  • Group laughs.
  • Unknown: Callisto has balls of Callisto, let's be real here.
  • That's right, because I'm Callisto.
  • Intermission.
  • What's your question Cydax?
  • Cydax typing to Callisto: What is Callisto made of?
  • Callisto is made of Callisto, because I'm Callisto.
  • Group laughs.
  • Bryan: Callisto, I'm the first Callistostarian priest!
  • That's neat.
  • Unknown: I'm the second.
  • Funky: Hey Callisto, are you Coconut head?
  • Im sorry, what?
  • Funky: Yeah that's what I thought faggot, you don't watch Ned's Declassified, do you?
  • Bryan: Who's Callisto reincarnation?
  • Jesus.
  • Group laughs.
  • I'll be right back.